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Avenue QAnon is available to listen to today. If you buy any of the editions listed here you will receive a digital copy of the album and a password to stream the album on our exclusive platform.
Every purchase during this pre-order period will be commemorated by the inscribing of your name (or the name of your choice) as a permanent record on the Polygon blockchain. You don't have to do anything, pay anything, get a wallet, learn anything about crypto or any of that - all this can be safely ignored - but we want to link those of you who choose to support us indelibly with this project and this way, we can. If you do want the token, we will transfer it to the wallet of your choice. A list of supporters is updated live from Polygon at this web page: indelicates.xyz/AQNFTs/.
There follows a guide to the different bits and pieces you can order today. We really need your support to make this a viable enterprise. Please consider helping us to keep making this stuff.
Buyer's Guide
These are the items you'll find in your special editions in various configurations
most images are mock-ups, obviously
IMPORTANT: This is a preorder. We will fulfill physical orders as soon as we receive them from the manufacturers.
We need to raise the money to manufacture our physical release. When we receive enough orders we will move straight into the production phase and will ship your items as soon as this process is finished. Vinyl pressing can be tricky and this is the part that will take longest - estimated lead time is 10-14 weeks. This means christmas will be cutting it very fine - but if it looks like we won't make it and your purchase is a christmas gift, send us an email and we will send you a (free) specially printed Indelicates Christmas card with an IOU in it that you can give in lieu.
Avenue QAnon - Strictly Limited Vinyl
- Pressed on red vinyl
- Hand-numbered and signed by Simon and Julia Indelicate
- Includes embroidered title patch and 5mm sleeve
Avenue QAnon - Deluxe Collector's Edition CD
- Presented in a deluxe fabric digipak with embroidered title patch
- Magnetic catch closure
- Hand-numbered and signed by Simon and Julia Indelicate
Avenue QAnon - Deluxe Hardback Lyric Book
- An exhaustively footnoted companion volume
- Includes a preface and new supplementary writing from Simon and Julia Indelicate
Avenue QAnon - Cap
- Embroidered Avenue QAnon headwear
- Guaranteed to upset and confuse people
Avenue QAnon - Basic CD
- Standard jewel case packaging
Avenue QAnon - Softback Lyric Book
- An exhaustively footnoted companion volume that is very nice but not quite as nice as the hardback one
- Includes a preface and new supplementary writing from Simon and Julia Indelicate
Avenue QAnon - Digital Download Only
- 320kbps MP3s in a zip file
- Password access to our bespoke album streaming service for free listening
Avenue QAnon - Shirt
- Printed T-shirt available in your size
Q Drops
- A tin of boiled sweets with Avenue QAnon branding
Avenue QAnon - Soft Enamel Pin
- A stunning 3cm lapel pin
Permanent Commemoration as a Supporter of Avenue QAnon on the Blockchain
- Your name permanently recorded by the minting of a token on the Polygon Blockchain
- Token sent to your Ethereum wallet, if you have one
Any Requests 3!
- All special editions come with the right to nominate any song for us to cover
- Your chosen song will be added to this buyers-only covers album
- We hate doing this and it may take years, so make your request as difficult as possible! Julia literally said 'oh no' when I brought this up.
Paying Customer Only Bonus Track
- Available to download and stream
A CD copy of the forthcoming bonus album ‘The Tropical Moods of The Indelicates’ featuring all your favourite Indelicates classics reimagined as classic Exotica
- Barely needs an explanation tbh
Bonus Digital Content
- Literally hours of bonus and supplementary content released to buyers over the coming months including:
- Demos, Discarded Songs, Explanatory Audio
- Multiple Commentary tracks to accompany the album
- AMA podcasts and more
Private links to Production Process Videos
- We'll open up the Avenue QAnon sessions and talk through the production decisions and orchestration choices
- These will be sent to you as private YouTube links
Now, Fellow Patriots, Please Choose Your Edition
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Perfect for beginners and the easily bewildered. You get:
Basic CD
Digital Download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
£15 +P&P
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Become a digital warrior in the info war. You get:
Digital download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
Bonus Digital Content
Process Videos
£15
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For those who march where we go one, we go all. You get:
Basic CD
Digital download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
Bonus Digital Content
Process Videos
£20 +P&P
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For the audiophile patriot. You get:
Avenue QAnon on strictly limited red vinyl hand numbered and signed
Digital Download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
£35 +P&P
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Own the definitive vinyl experience. You get:
Avenue QAnon on strictly limited red vinyl hand numbered and signed
Fully annotated lyric book
Enamel Pin
Digital download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
Bonus Digital Content
Process Videos
£55 +P&P
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For the discerning collector who prefers CDs. You get:
Deluxe Collector's Edition CD hand numbered and signed
Hardback Lyric Book
Enamel Pin
Digital download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
Bonus Digital Content
Process Videos
£55 +P&P
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For the fully red-pilled supporter who wants it all. You get:
Your choice of deluxe CD or limited red vinyl LP
Hardback Lyric Book
Your choice of Avenue QAnon Cap or T-Shirt
Digital download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Q Drops
Enamel Pin
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
Bonus Digital Content
Process Videos
Nominate a song for Any Requests 3
£100 +P&P
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Fly the flag for the cause with the ultimate collection. You get:
Your choice of deluxe CD or limited red vinyl LP
Hardback Lyric Book
Avenue QAnon Cap
Avenue QAnon T-Shirt
The Tropical Moods of The Indelicates on CD
Q Drops
Enamel Pin
Digital download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
Bonus Digital Content
Process Videos
Nominate a song for Any Requests 3
+ The option to add extra copies and alternative formats at a huge discount
£140 +P&P
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Own a one-of-a-kind performance recording. You get:
Everything listed above +
We will record an acoustic version of the album at home and sign a legal document transferring all rights in the recording over to you, creating a legally enforceable limited edition of one.
We will then mint an NFT formalizing your ownership of the single edition bonus album and transfer it to your wallet.
£250
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We bring the music to you, wherever you are. You get:
Everything listed above +
We will travel to wherever you want and perform the album for you acoustically, record the performance, and sign a legal document transferring all rights in the recording over to you.
This will create a legally enforceable limited edition of one. We will then mint an NFT formalizing your ownership of the single edition bonus album and transfer it to your wallet.
(Anywhere in mainland UK; international inquiries please contact us on Discord or at info@indelicates.com)
£400
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For the dedicated troll. You get:
Everything listed above +
We will post pictures of ourselves with a shoe on head to 4chan's /b/ board and post results.
£200
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Remix the revolution with AI. You get:
Everything above +
We will replace all of the vocals with deepfaked copies of famous singers and send it to you along with a uniquely designed T-Shirt.
£250
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The ultimate dominance—your wallet submits. You get:
Basic CD
Digital Download and streaming access
Your name commemorated forever
Any Requests 3 to download
Bonus track
£300
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Fund the fight against the populist uprising. You get:
Everything above +
We will use the money to engage the services of a PR firm to spread the anti-populist message and promote the album as widely as we can.
£10,000
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Buy the narrative, own the future. You get:
Everything above +
We will renounce publicly all claims made in the album and declare our support for whichever political candidates you want us to in any election around the world.
£50,000